Lena Thinks I’m a Sex Object…

And its very distracting. haha. Buttttt Tonight has been pretty sweet becauseee Lena was here for the first time in too long and I missed her dearly :( . Also mom made a delish dinner tonight and that was AWESOME!!!!.

Sad to say i wasn’t as impressed with Nip/Tuck as I usually was last night. BUT after seeing the previews for next weeks episode I can hardly contain myself from the excitement I feel about next Tuesday night.

Another update!!!!! Valentines day is upon us my friends… and anyone who is close to me knows the dreadful pain i get in my head when this word is mentioned. I hate it. Its stupid. Why should you only show you care about someone one day a year? I don’t know. But either way. This year I must celebrate it once again. Yet I must admit im slightly excited… because im making dinner…yeahhhhh…we’ll see how that goes. Thankfully Max said he could handle one night of veggie cooking. so YAY. 

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This movie on lifetime is realllyyyy wierd. Lena just said i was horrible… (here’s why: and yes i know its vulgar)

 

 

Lena:lkasfdjg;lakjrh;lakerjh;laknfgkajfBITCH;laksdjf;laksdjfalksjdf;lkajsdf

Me:FUCK YOUR CUNT

Lena:LAUREN……

you made me cry

Me:lol

Lena:but don’t look at me right now cause i lied about the crying part

so i need to fake it first

Me:i see no tears

Lena:THERE COMIN

okay

Me:that was a terrible display of fake tears

11:30 PM

Lena:BACKOFF I TRIED MY DAMNEDEST

lol

Me: nice word

Lena: thanks fucker

Me:lol fuck her

thats what u subconciously meant

Lena: fuck who?

11:35 PM

Me:your couch

Lena: my couch is not like that lauren

he is a virginal kind of leather

Me:LMAOOO

wiat

she said she was a woman

Lena: sorry

you got lied to

…by a male couch

Me:your moms a male couch

i got into her “pull out bed”

LMAOOOOO

DOUBLE JOKESSSS

Lena: you are a douche my friend, yes you are a douche

Me: LMAO

the douche your mom used after we BANGGGEEDDD

Lena:ewww

i just slapped you that was disgusting

you are vile

Yeahhh it went something like that… so im ready to go back to Boone. :) i miss andrea. ANDDD i realllyy want a new fish. but im going to get one this week.. his name will be breeze. its very exciting. Also UNC WON TONIGHT!!!! yay!

Today: i bombed an ap bio exam…it was a sad day… i blame jarrett. he moved away from in front of me so i couldnt text for the answers… this blog is too long..and im sleepy.. Office night tomorrow :)  oh and for the recorddddd…. Lena wants to bang me. k thanks

2 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    facepalm0 said,

    ummm…oops.

  2. 2

    taletreader said,

    you are a sex object?


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